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Friendly alien waving

another world

created by the extraterrestrials at FP AUTO CLUB

Blue glowing Earth

Welcome to TRACK ROOM

ESSEX’S HIGHEST SPEC RACE CAR SIMULATOR EXPERIENCE

Track Room is a private sim racing studio in Chelmsford built around a single, no-compromise rig — triple 4K monitors, Simagic direct drive, D-Box motion. It's the closest you'll get to a real car without a helmet on.

Whether you're a racing driver sharpening your craft, an enthusiast chasing lap times, or someone who's never sat in a bucket seat before, the room is yours for the hour. Realism, not arcade.

FAQs

We understand enough about your fragile human brains to know that you probably have questions about the sudden appearance of a race of technologically superior space beings on your intergalactic doorstep. Our Human Affairs Officer has prepared some answers below.

  • There are a few planets in the constellation Canis Minor unknown to humans. Most of us call the planet Strogador home, but some of the crew hails from the surrounding systems.

  • Yes!!!!!!!! Please trust us!!! PLEASE!

  • No. When we step off our spacecraft, we’re basically “holding our breath” the way humans would underwater. We’re able to do it for several hours before needing to re-board the ship for some of our fresh air.

  • We use the stars primarily as a map for travel, but sure, they could be a map for our personalities, too!

  • Our understanding of time is very different from yours. Let’s just say roughly about a hundred times longer than your civilization has existed.

  • The official language of Canis Minor is Canish.

  • Friends! We want to share new experiences, our deepest darkest secrets and funny memes.

  • They’re both so cute! Nothing beats Ooflas, our own little companions, though. We had to leave them at home with a friend.

  • Please don’t scream or run away! No one likes being greeted that way. Just say “howdy,” or however else you’d greet a normal human friend.

  • Not humans, if that’s what you’re wondering.

  • Technically, you could. However, because of temporal anomalies as you approach the speed of light, by the time you returned to Earth, everyone you know and love would no longer be alive.

  • Astral Paddle is the cosmos’ fastest-growing sport. We’d love to show you how it’s played.